fiercedeception: i wish mangos didnt have that big ass seed in the middle of it It’s a tool for preparation
stevohendrix: popitfadatnigga: pussymitosis: popitfadatnigga: stevohendrix: popitfadatnigga: don’t trust guys who make gifs without their face in it. just don’t. this is me saving you. i’m putting the cape on for your sake. here my face lol move clown, you just tryna get some shine. not off this one you not. Wait holdup who he though? Harpo? Who dat man? Who day dea? Cuz I...
peachersen: its been 9 years and i still don’t quite know what to think about nelly and tim mcgraw collaborating
harrystears: i’m like 97% sure i’d be the best girlfriend ever but no one will ever know
I like well-mannered MEN
I just find it really attractive when a guy can act mature/proper. I’m tired of perverted losers that don’t know how to treat or talk to a girl correctly; calling them hot or sexy and using inappropriate language towards them. I’m mostly searching for a gentleman that actually puts meaning into his sweet talk, making it more believable than it already may be. You know, just a guy who looks...
stevohendrix: just go ahead and say “we gon fight” so I can give you head already
I THINK THIS IS MY BRIDESMAIDS DRESS YALL!!! →
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fiercedeception: If you a guy and you out here worried about a womans stretch marks no matter what size (cause i know alot of smaller woman who have them) then i hope you realize that is why your dick is drier than the sahara desert right now. I hope you realize that why the only pussy you have gotten has been over 3 years ago. I hope you realize nobody is checking for you So please if you...
The hilarious double standard "Mexicans are lazy,...
charlieee-wake-up: queennubian: sourcedumal: feverishlycool: searchingforknowledge: stargazingeyes: OH SNAP! HAHAH YOOOOO
fiercedeception: kyssthis16: sourcedumal: native-detroiter: knickied: ghdos: blackblackwitanashydick: popitfadatnigga: kegelkween: like-a-ph0enixx: Girls with titty stretchmarks that like to wear low-cut shirts and shit. ««« IT IS NOT THE WAVE. WEAR A TURTLENECK. Nope. if op don’t wantem then send me the titties Trufax. Wait, is it ashy dick niggas hour...
people with the worst teeth smile the most
tardisheart: DO YOU EVER WANNA TALK ABOUT A THING SO MUCH YOU’RE GONNA EXPLODE BUT NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT THE THING SO YOU CAN’T AND JUST WOW! LET! ME! TALK! ABOUT! THE! THING!
who's got time to actually know all this shit...
i know my horoscope and thats about it.
shopping for bridesmaids dresses is so hard
friendlycloud: hitlervevo: why the fuck cant we text the police lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you Relevant
internetfeet: People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here” And menstruation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”
petitfemmenoir: popitfadatnigga: thou shall not go through their man’s phone. Seriously.